Saturday, June 23, 2007

The Tower of Google

Once upon on a time, a time long, long, long ago, some men had a novel idea:

They said to each other, "Come, let's make bricks and bake them thoroughly." They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. Then they said, "Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves and not be scattered over the face of the whole earth." Genesis 11: 4

However, one thing lead to another and their plans ran a muck:

So the LORD scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city. That is why it was called Babel [c] —because there the LORD confused the language of the whole world. From there the LORD scattered them over the face of the whole earth. Genesis 11: 8-9

Once upon a time, but not too long ago, a few men had another novel idea:

"Myself and my partner, Larry Page, were just doing research in managing large amounts of information," says Brin. "That's called data mining, which means finding patterns in them. And eventually we turned to the World Wide Web, which is basically most of human knowledge, all together in kind of a very heterogeneous dispersed form."

Today, however, instead of running a muck these men have been fantastically successful:

In just a few years, the three guys in a garage grew into a company of 1,000 employees worldwide, taking in $1 billion a year. Today, Google is headquartered at a Silicon Valley campus called the GooglePlex.

The Tower of Babel, standing a high, reaching to the limits of the heavens, stood for an advancement of technology, of planning, and of man's ability to master self and nature. Its inhabitants reveled in their glory, free to carry on without hinderance of human tongue. Google, with its mass army of servers executing complex algorithms at unparalleled speeds, pulls data out of networks better then an Electrolux sucks dirt out of hard to reach corners. Enter into "GooglePlex" and we, like the inhabitants of Babel, are free to carry out quests for information without hindrance of human knowledge. No paging through books, cross-referencing of articles or possession of a library card required. Just a few key strokes and click. It's awesome, I love it, and admittedly, I am an addicted Googler. I only wonder, what ruin may someday befall us? And, more importantly - where can I get some help before it comes?

Note to readers: The Biblical references cited above, images, and original draft were all created by way of - can you guess? Google. Maybe it's to late.

Painting is by unkown Flemish Painter circa 1587
Graphic manipulation by John T. Byrne

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Change of Stripes in AFC Central

News Update NFL:

Bengals to debut in 2007 with new team colors.

In a move that the franchise hopes will demonstrate their commitment to excellence both on and off the field, the Cincinnati Bengal’s will be changing from their traditional Orange and Black to stripes of Black and White. The change comes with some mixed reviews. Chris Henry, who led the team with 5 arrests, was delighted by the news, commenting. "I think it is great. Last we year we just seemed out of sink with ourselves. Some of us seemed overly obsessed with certain rules and procedures, and that definitely affected our ability to perform at a high level week in and week out. If nothing else, the new jerseys will free us from masquerading as something we are not."

Will this mean that the once again lowly Bengals can recapture their swagger of the 2005 season? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain - "Jail House Rock" will be a popular tune in the AFC Central this coming year.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

19th Annual Lloyd Thacker Tournament

The 19th Annual Lloyd Thacker Lacrosse Classic - Monkton MD, August 26, 2006.

Held in honor of Lloyd Thacker who's enduring commitment to the game has helped shape the lives of every player that has stepped onto the fields of LTRC. "The Thacker" brings together some of the best to play, as well as not to play, the game of lacrosse. Although a "competition", the tempo of the day is driven more by fraternity and libation, then by hustling and checking.


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Friday, June 23, 2006

July 7th Celebration

In celebration of my birthday Willie Nile will be performing in Annapolis MD on July 7th. This event is also being billed as the Corona Rock'n River Cruise, sponsored by WRNR. Tickets are $35.00. You can get a taste of his style by listening to "Cell Phones Rining in the Pockets of the Dead" from his latest release Streets of New York.

More than a quarter century has passed since the release of Willie Nile’s first album, accompanied by press notices comparing him to Dylan and Springsteen. Although Nile never attained the fame of these two kindred spirits, the persevering writer/artist has never stopped making stirring, heartfelt music, which he continues to do on his own uncompromising terms.

In order to reserve seats for what is certain to be a nite filled with SDNRNR go to 103.1 WRNR Rock'n River Cruise with Willie Nile

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Bawlmers Best Hon - Hon Festival 2006

The Baltimore (Bawlmer) Hon (like Bun) Festival is held by the businesses and people of Baltimore's best neighborhood - Hampden. Hon, short for Honey, is a term of endearment still to this day used by the hard working women of America's Charm City.
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Friday, June 09, 2006

From the Digital Archives

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Welcome Home Sgt. Sean Hunt



Ballad of the Green Beret
Staff Sergeant Barry Sadler and Robin Moore; 1966.
(excerpt)


Fighting Soldiers from the Sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret


Silver Wings upon their chest
these are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Trained to live off nature's land
Trained in combat, hand-to-hand
Men who fight by night and day
Courage peak from Green Berets





Congratulations to Sean & all who serve to win the war on terror. May our prayers continued to be answered for their safety and for victory against an enemy that serves to only darken and destroy a world of light and life.